A little something I ran accross while cleaning out my attic. The Facts of Life Ferrari Owner: Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Thinks he is God Porsche Owner: Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks to God Chevrolet Owner: Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind. Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is faster than a speeding B.B. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks to God if special request is approved Pontiac Owner: Barely clears a quonset hut Loses tug of war with a toy train Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God Dodge Owner: Makes high marks when trying to leap buildings Is run over by a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury Dog paddles Talks to animals Toyota Owner: Runs into buildings Recognizes locomotives 2 out of 3 times Is not issued ammunition Can stay afloat with a life jacket Talks to walls Shelby Owner: Lifts buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the track Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and spits them out Freezes water with a single glance He is God!!
Sheesh its meant as a joke - It was never meant to be taken seriously. I thought that would have been obvious. My apologies for offending anybody.
