Re: what car names stand for

Here's a group

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big/Butt Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs on Luck Every Time

DODGE
Damn old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Found Often Rusting & Damaged

GMC
Garage Managers Companion

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Another

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Amazing Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Moake Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprise This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless




Jeff S

 

The dealer told me BMW stood for Break My Wallet!
I know from experience that MOPAR stands for Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
I might have missed it, but FIAT is translated to Fix It Again, Tony!

Ferarri is BMW in Italian

all the best,
Dan Belick


----- Original Message -----
From: <speegle@pipeline.com>
To: <shelbymustang@carmemories.com>
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2005 7:48 PM
Subject: Re: what car names stand for


> Here's a group
>
> BMW
> Big Money Works
> Bought My Wife
> Brutal Money Waster
>
> BUICK
> Big/Butt Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
>
> CHEVROLET
> Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs on Luck Every Time
>
> DODGE
> Damn old Dirty Gas Eater
> Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
>
> FORD
> Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> Found Often Rusting & Damaged
>
> GMC
> Garage Managers Companion
>
> HONDA
> Had One Never Did Again
> Happy Owners Never Drive Another
>
> HYUNDAI
> Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
>
> MAZDA
> Most Amazing Zipping Dangerously Along
>
> OLDSMOBILE
> Old Ladies Driving Slowly Moake Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
> Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> Equipment
>
> SAAB
> Send Another Automobile Back
>
> TOYOTA
> Too Often Yankees Overprise This Auto
>
> VOLVO
> Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
>
> VW
> Virtually Worthless
>
>
>
>
> Jeff S
>
>
>

 

Also....BMW=Bring Money Withya...or, in Greer, South Carolina, BMW=Bubba
Makes Wheels.
Regards, Stan

----- Original Message -----
From: <danbelick@sbcglobal.net>
To: <shelbymustang@carmemories.com>
Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2005 10:58 PM
Subject: Re: what car names stand for


> The dealer told me BMW stood for Break My Wallet!
> I know from experience that MOPAR stands for Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
> I might have missed it, but FIAT is translated to Fix It Again, Tony!
>
> Ferarri is BMW in Italian
>
> all the best,
> Dan Belick
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <speegle@pipeline.com>
> To: <shelbymustang@carmemories.com>
> Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2005 7:48 PM
> Subject: Re: what car names stand for
>
>
> > Here's a group
> >
> > BMW
> > Big Money Works
> > Bought My Wife
> > Brutal Money Waster
> >
> > BUICK
> > Big/Butt Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
> >
> > CHEVROLET
> > Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs on Luck Every Time
> >
> > DODGE
> > Damn old Dirty Gas Eater
> > Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
> >
> > FORD
> > Fast Only Rolling Downhill
> > Found Often Rusting & Damaged
> >
> > GMC
> > Garage Managers Companion
> >
> > HONDA
> > Had One Never Did Again
> > Happy Owners Never Drive Another
> >
> > HYUNDAI
> > Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
> >
> > MAZDA
> > Most Amazing Zipping Dangerously Along
> >
> > OLDSMOBILE
> > Old Ladies Driving Slowly Moake Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday
> > Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made of Buick's Irregular Leftover
> > Equipment
> >
> > SAAB
> > Send Another Automobile Back
> >
> > TOYOTA
> > Too Often Yankees Overprise This Auto
> >
> > VOLVO
> > Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
> >
> > VW
> > Virtually Worthless
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Jeff S
> >
> >
> >
>
>